Here please find posts of ALL the one liners Ron Shirley so eloquently delivers on his show 'All Worked Up' on TruTV. I will attempt to post as many one liners as I can catch from weekly episodes, but feel free to post additional nuggets of wisdom- from Ron and the gang at Lizard Lick.
Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....
1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.
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We already known when they came out we stuck our head in a hornets nest and there ain't no getting out without gettin stung.
ReplyDeletei used myself as bait like a flame to a moth
ReplyDeletesays to his wife I don't like to see him coming, but I looove to see you going.
ReplyDeletehow do you not rccognize the guy who should be the poster child for birthcontrol. (talking about one of the weightlifter's) -Bear
ReplyDeleteYou know I already knew this guy was nuttier than a portapotty at a peanut festival..
ReplyDeletei didn't wanna havta bust out like a saw machine needle and beat over him hard, fast, and continous. (not sure about this one)
ReplyDeleteI'll slap you soo hard you'll starve to death before you stop sliding.
ReplyDeleteAmy's always puttin her family fist, especially when their crazier than a crackhouse rat.
ReplyDeletemy answer is no, no, no, no. . . . .that went over like a pogo stick in quicksand.
ReplyDeleteif she finds out she gonna be hotter than 2 rats banging a wolf's hot ---I couldn't make this one out.
ReplyDelete2 rats banging in a wool sock
Deleteshe's gonna tear through me like a tornado throug a trailerpark man.
ReplyDeletethere was no way to hide it-at that point I knew I was sittin out there like a sinner sitting the front row of a Sunday church meeting
ReplyDeletedont let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.
ReplyDeleteHe's nuttier than a squirrel turd.
ReplyDeleteand i was gonna be like Moses when parted the Red Sea, I was not coming back....
ReplyDeleteso he was letting that guy jaw him oh like a sunday salad? something like this
ReplyDeleteAny man can drive a tractor, but it's no fun plowing without your hoe. (reference to having Bobby around)
ReplyDeletehe's hotter than a 3 peckered puppy.
ReplyDeletetrying to take a toy away from someone never has a good outcome I mean if you odn't believe me just try and take a tonka away from a three year old
ReplyDeleteI was as lost as a blind dog in a meathouse. --does this one even make sense? lol
ReplyDeleteMadder than a toothless dog in a meathouse!
Deleteronnie talking to bobby---- A man would rather drink 5 gallons of gasoline and piss on a forest fire then mess with you.
ReplyDelete"Fighting me is like masturbation, it sounds like a good idea until you realized you screwed yourself."
ReplyDeleteHotter than nine miles of Alabama asphalt on a Talladega Sunday.
ReplyDelete"There are two theories to arguing with a woman... and neither one of them works."
As Ron says, he isn't always right–but he's never wrong, either.
I'm bad enough to give a giraffe an uppercut.
I'll hit you so hard the picture on your drivers license will swell up.
Slicker than squirrel spit on a bowling alley.
"I tell you what, that boy ain't good for nothing but fluffin."
ReplyDelete"This is going to be harder than hearing a bunch of blind chickens."
"That boy (bobby) has enough mouth to fill 5 sets of teeth."
Hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a $4 stove.
ReplyDelete"They had me going up and down like a hooker on Friday"
ReplyDeleteHis breath was so bad, smelled like he chewed the butthole out of a skunk.
ReplyDeleteWhen are the going to start the NEW LIZARD LICK series miss you guys ???
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