Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC

Here please find posts of ALL the one liners Ron Shirley so eloquently delivers on his show 'All Worked Up' on TruTV. I will attempt to post as many one liners as I can catch from weekly episodes, but feel free to post additional nuggets of wisdom- from Ron and the gang at Lizard Lick.

Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....


1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.

anxiety

anxiety. . . . . .

magic revealing itself when least expected

I just love when my world gets quiet enough... . almost feeling depressing, morbid at times- like nothing is going anywhere, everything has failed and nothing left to do but continue to walk forward....... and god only knows how I find somewhere the patience and serenity to just let it go, and let it be.. when all of a sudden the natural magic in the world reveals itself.. in my example there came some new, fresh, inspiring music I instantly heard and liked withing minutes of hearing for the first time---- that after a little looking up and listening too again all of a sudden becomes my new favorite... that i continue to listen to and get excited over. This particular example is the group Bell X2- The Great Defector...

now i'm not saying this is a great band, I haven't heard any other songs---but it's not about that (at least maybe not yet)... it's about the present vibe i'm getting off of it. That magic.

But I find in order to come across this kind of natural events revealing the greatness in our energies in life--- i need to isolate myself from distractions... unfortunately my current situation is being unemployed, and having a troubled and perhaps fading relationship with my lady... why can't this stuff happen during the other periods in life.. .. my mind doesn't seem to be quieted enough in those times----- only on the brink of depressed state/like nothing is going anywhere.........

first blog

watchin Chris Rock.. comedy central. . . will continue with more substance items later.