Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC
Here please find posts of ALL the one liners Ron Shirley so eloquently delivers on his show 'All Worked Up' on TruTV. I will attempt to post as many one liners as I can catch from weekly episodes, but feel free to post additional nuggets of wisdom- from Ron and the gang at Lizard Lick.
Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....
1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.
Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....
1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.
22 comments:
We already known when they came out we stuck our head in a hornets nest and there ain't no getting out without gettin stung.
i used myself as bait like a flame to a moth
says to his wife I don't like to see him coming, but I looove to see you going.
how do you not rccognize the guy who should be the poster child for birthcontrol. (talking about one of the weightlifter's) -Bear
You know I already knew this guy was nuttier than a portapotty at a peanut festival..
i didn't wanna havta bust out like a saw machine needle and beat over him hard, fast, and continous. (not sure about this one)
I'll slap you soo hard you'll starve to death before you stop sliding.
Amy's always puttin her family fist, especially when their crazier than a crackhouse rat.
my answer is no, no, no, no. . . . .that went over like a pogo stick in quicksand.
if she finds out she gonna be hotter than 2 rats banging a wolf's hot ---I couldn't make this one out.
she's gonna tear through me like a tornado throug a trailerpark man.
there was no way to hide it-at that point I knew I was sittin out there like a sinner sitting the front row of a Sunday church meeting
dont let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.
He's nuttier than a squirrel turd.
and i was gonna be like Moses when parted the Red Sea, I was not coming back....
so he was letting that guy jaw him oh like a sunday salad? something like this
Any man can drive a tractor, but it's no fun plowing without your hoe. (reference to having Bobby around)
he's hotter than a 3 peckered puppy.
trying to take a toy away from someone never has a good outcome I mean if you odn't believe me just try and take a tonka away from a three year old
I was as lost as a blind dog in a meathouse. --does this one even make sense? lol
ronnie talking to bobby---- A man would rather drink 5 gallons of gasoline and piss on a forest fire then mess with you.
"Fighting me is like masturbation, it sounds like a good idea until you realized you screwed yourself."