Friday, October 1, 2010

Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC

Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC

Here please find posts of ALL the one liners Ron Shirley so eloquently delivers on his show 'All Worked Up' on TruTV. I will attempt to post as many one liners as I can catch from weekly episodes, but feel free to post additional nuggets of wisdom- from Ron and the gang at Lizard Lick.

Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....


1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.

22 comments:

rs#2 said...

We already known when they came out we stuck our head in a hornets nest and there ain't no getting out without gettin stung.

rs#2 said...

i used myself as bait like a flame to a moth

rs#2 said...

says to his wife I don't like to see him coming, but I looove to see you going.

rs#2 said...

how do you not rccognize the guy who should be the poster child for birthcontrol. (talking about one of the weightlifter's) -Bear

rs#2 said...

You know I already knew this guy was nuttier than a portapotty at a peanut festival..

rs#2 said...

i didn't wanna havta bust out like a saw machine needle and beat over him hard, fast, and continous. (not sure about this one)

rs#2 said...

I'll slap you soo hard you'll starve to death before you stop sliding.

rs#2 said...

Amy's always puttin her family fist, especially when their crazier than a crackhouse rat.

rs#2 said...

my answer is no, no, no, no. . . . .that went over like a pogo stick in quicksand.

rs#2 said...

if she finds out she gonna be hotter than 2 rats banging a wolf's hot ---I couldn't make this one out.

rs#2 said...

she's gonna tear through me like a tornado throug a trailerpark man.

rs#2 said...

there was no way to hide it-at that point I knew I was sittin out there like a sinner sitting the front row of a Sunday church meeting

rs#2 said...

dont let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.

rs#2 said...

He's nuttier than a squirrel turd.

rs#2 said...

and i was gonna be like Moses when parted the Red Sea, I was not coming back....

rs#2 said...

so he was letting that guy jaw him oh like a sunday salad? something like this

rs#2 said...

Any man can drive a tractor, but it's no fun plowing without your hoe. (reference to having Bobby around)

rs#2 said...

he's hotter than a 3 peckered puppy.

rs#2 said...

trying to take a toy away from someone never has a good outcome I mean if you odn't believe me just try and take a tonka away from a three year old

rs#2 said...

I was as lost as a blind dog in a meathouse. --does this one even make sense? lol

rs#2 said...

ronnie talking to bobby---- A man would rather drink 5 gallons of gasoline and piss on a forest fire then mess with you.

rs#2 said...

"Fighting me is like masturbation, it sounds like a good idea until you realized you screwed yourself."


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC

Here please find posts of ALL the one liners Ron Shirley so eloquently delivers on his show 'All Worked Up' on TruTV. I will attempt to post as many one liners as I can catch from weekly episodes, but feel free to post additional nuggets of wisdom- from Ron and the gang at Lizard Lick.

Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....


1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.