Friday, October 1, 2010

Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC

Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC

Here please find posts of ALL the one liners Ron Shirley so eloquently delivers on his show 'All Worked Up' on TruTV. I will attempt to post as many one liners as I can catch from weekly episodes, but feel free to post additional nuggets of wisdom- from Ron and the gang at Lizard Lick.

Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....


1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.

22 comments:

rs#2 said...

We already known when they came out we stuck our head in a hornets nest and there ain't no getting out without gettin stung.

rs#2 said...

i used myself as bait like a flame to a moth

rs#2 said...

says to his wife I don't like to see him coming, but I looove to see you going.

rs#2 said...

how do you not rccognize the guy who should be the poster child for birthcontrol. (talking about one of the weightlifter's) -Bear

rs#2 said...

You know I already knew this guy was nuttier than a portapotty at a peanut festival..

rs#2 said...

i didn't wanna havta bust out like a saw machine needle and beat over him hard, fast, and continous. (not sure about this one)

rs#2 said...

I'll slap you soo hard you'll starve to death before you stop sliding.

rs#2 said...

Amy's always puttin her family fist, especially when their crazier than a crackhouse rat.

rs#2 said...

my answer is no, no, no, no. . . . .that went over like a pogo stick in quicksand.

rs#2 said...

if she finds out she gonna be hotter than 2 rats banging a wolf's hot ---I couldn't make this one out.

rs#2 said...

she's gonna tear through me like a tornado throug a trailerpark man.

rs#2 said...

there was no way to hide it-at that point I knew I was sittin out there like a sinner sitting the front row of a Sunday church meeting

rs#2 said...

dont let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.

rs#2 said...

He's nuttier than a squirrel turd.

rs#2 said...

and i was gonna be like Moses when parted the Red Sea, I was not coming back....

rs#2 said...

so he was letting that guy jaw him oh like a sunday salad? something like this

rs#2 said...

Any man can drive a tractor, but it's no fun plowing without your hoe. (reference to having Bobby around)

rs#2 said...

he's hotter than a 3 peckered puppy.

rs#2 said...

trying to take a toy away from someone never has a good outcome I mean if you odn't believe me just try and take a tonka away from a three year old

rs#2 said...

I was as lost as a blind dog in a meathouse. --does this one even make sense? lol

rs#2 said...

ronnie talking to bobby---- A man would rather drink 5 gallons of gasoline and piss on a forest fire then mess with you.

rs#2 said...

"Fighting me is like masturbation, it sounds like a good idea until you realized you screwed yourself."


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Ron Shirley One Liners -- from All Worked up in Lizard Lick, NC

Here please find posts of ALL the one liners Ron Shirley so eloquently delivers on his show 'All Worked Up' on TruTV. I will attempt to post as many one liners as I can catch from weekly episodes, but feel free to post additional nuggets of wisdom- from Ron and the gang at Lizard Lick.

Why? cuz it's one of the best parts of the show, and we could not find ANY sites listing them.....


1- He was about as pissed off as a three-legged cat in a dogpound.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

anxiety

anxiety. . . . . .

Saturday, April 4, 2009

magic revealing itself when least expected

I just love when my world gets quiet enough... . almost feeling depressing, morbid at times- like nothing is going anywhere, everything has failed and nothing left to do but continue to walk forward....... and god only knows how I find somewhere the patience and serenity to just let it go, and let it be.. when all of a sudden the natural magic in the world reveals itself.. in my example there came some new, fresh, inspiring music I instantly heard and liked withing minutes of hearing for the first time---- that after a little looking up and listening too again all of a sudden becomes my new favorite... that i continue to listen to and get excited over. This particular example is the group Bell X2- The Great Defector...

now i'm not saying this is a great band, I haven't heard any other songs---but it's not about that (at least maybe not yet)... it's about the present vibe i'm getting off of it. That magic.

But I find in order to come across this kind of natural events revealing the greatness in our energies in life--- i need to isolate myself from distractions... unfortunately my current situation is being unemployed, and having a troubled and perhaps fading relationship with my lady... why can't this stuff happen during the other periods in life.. .. my mind doesn't seem to be quieted enough in those times----- only on the brink of depressed state/like nothing is going anywhere.........

Friday, April 3, 2009

first blog

watchin Chris Rock.. comedy central. . . will continue with more substance items later.